Your Home is Dirty AF*

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Hey guys, your home is dirty AF! You know who don’t like dirty homes? Women. Women don’t like dirty homes and your home is diiiiiirty. And it’s not just your toilet seat.

That’s the mistake we guys make. We think if we clean our toilet seat then we are all good. But here’s the bad news … there are places and things in your home far dirtier than your toilet seat. Don’t believe me? Check it out …

9 THINGS DIRTIER THAN YOUR TOILET

Your Light Switches …

Your light switches are disgusting, bro. Seriously. You probably have never cleaned your light switches in your entire life despite the fact that we use them hundreds of times a week and thousands of times in year. On/Off. On/Off. On/Off. Gross! The average light switch is 4x dirtier than a toilet seat.

Your Kitchen Countertop …

Here’s the thing. You probably do have the sense to clean your kitchen countertop since you use it for cooking your food. But what do you use to clean it? I’ll bet you a million dollars you use a dirty rag to clean it. You get an A for effort on this one but the truth is that the average kitchen countertop is 10x dirtier than a toilet seat.

Your Cutting Board …

Cutting boards are filthy, filthy things. There is so much bacteria on a cutting board after you use it for meat or whatever that the average cutting board is 200x dirtier than a toilet seat. That’s right … 200x!

Your TV Remote Control …

The TV remote control gets touched even more often than the light switches. It gets dropped on the floor, dropped in-between furniture cushions … cleaning scientists (totally a thing) believe the average TV remote control is 300x dirtier than a toilet seat.

Your Carpet …

How often do you clean your carpet? You’re supposed to hire a carpet cleaning company one time a year … you don’t do that, do you? I bet clean carpet would impress your next date and even if not, carpet is believed to be 2,000x dirtier than a toilet seat!

Your Face Towel …

Forget what you put your butt on. Think about what you put your face on. Your face is filled with dead skin cells that come off when you rub your face on a towel. Then you just leave the towel there. Gross, bro. Gross!

Your Washing Machine …

You expect your washing machine to wash your clothes but do you ever wash it? Think about it. Nope! You don’t. Your washing machine is filled with endless loads of bacteria from dirty clothing.

Your Kitchen Dishcloth …

Ewwwww … you won’t believe this. Your kitchen dishcloth is 20,000x dirtier than your toilet. We told you you wouldn’t believe it. Moving on …

Your Kitchen Sponge …

200,000x dirtier than your toilet. What more is there to say than that?

We told you. Your home is dirty AF* and now you know it. So wipe down your light switches and remote control, wash your sponges and dishcloths and tidy up before your lady friend arrives you sick bastard.